Michelle Flaherty Levenstein
This One Time At Band Camp ...
Michelle Flaherty Levenstein
Somewhere in Michigan
31 (American Reunion)
Portrayed by
Alyson Hannigan

Michelle Annabeth Flaherty Levenstein, "the band geek," is responsible for what is probably the most famous line of the entire franchise, a line so deeply great that it inspired an entire movie. (Band Camp) "And this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy." All of America's jaws dropped when that innocent little mouth dropped such a bombshell. She sleeps with Jim after prom because she knows that he's a "sure thing," but makes him wear two condoms to avoid his problem with premature ejaculation. Jim actually revels in the fact that he was chosen as someone's one night stand, and the two eventually pursue a relationship after Jim turns down the beautiful Nadia. She is the kind of girl most guys will not admit they like, for example when Jim was about to propose she gave him a blow job underneath the table in a public restaurant, kinky. She also is sometimes rough during sex like the time she made Jim her "bitch" during their first time during sex and stuck a trumpet in his butt, the latter not being kinky at all. Her sister Cadence ends up being the focus of a tense triangle involving Paul Finch and Steve Stifler at their wedding. In American Reunion Michelle and Jim are still married. However, they have a new problem to overcome: Parenthood. With this burden laying heavily on their sex life, they feel the reunion is just what they need to make the sparks fly once more. Michelle plans many occasions for them to "bone" but Jim's antics with the boys seem to foil every plan she makes. Michelle and Jim hoped to have sex at Stifler's party but yet again this was ruined by some surprises. Michelle takes her and Jim's son, Evan, to her grandmother's house because she is upset.They reconcile that being a mother and father to their son is important, but it is important to never forget being a husband and wife. After that, they have sex the way they know best, as a pervert and a nympho, in the band room. In the end their marriage is stronger than ever. She is still a nympho and Jim is still a pervert, but what is wrong with that?! They are a perfectly wonderful couple, just perfect.

Flaherty is portrayed by Alyson Hannigan.

Memorable QuotesEdit

"This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy."

"I don't know. I just call it boning."

"I just shoved a trumpet in your ass. Aren't instruments fun?"

"No, you dingbat. You don't just go groping away. You gotta pre-heat the oven before you stick in the turkey."